Did you hear about the female gorilla , in the San Diego Zoo , that's in heat? Well , their is a shortage of male partners any where close. So the Zoo keeper come up with the idea of asking the grounds keeper if he would be interested in breeding , this very agitated female . Well the two got together and the Zoo keeper ask the ground's keeper if he would be willing to breed the female for $500.00 . Well the ground's keeper was shocked at the idea, and said he would have to think about it. Next morning at work, the ground's keeper said, it sound's like a fine idea to him, but there are four stipulations . #1 No kissing! #2 No one can know about this but us. #3 If there is an offspring from this unlikely union, it has to be raised as southern baptist. The Zoo keeper just shakes his head , and asks , OK what's number four? The ground's keeper hangs his head and says, It's going to take about two week's to round up the $500.00.
Jocularity ! Jocularity! Jocularity!
Later
RB
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Hardy, Har Har!!!
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