Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Richard's Life Rules

1. Don't shoot yourself in the foot, but keep your gun loaded.
2. Don't piss off anyone you can't outrun.
3. Don't piss in others' Cherrios.
4. Don't "backlight" yourself.
5. Don't let your bank account run dry, you might need it for your escape.
6. Don't sweat the petty shit, and don't pet the sweaty shit.
7. What goes around comes around. Have patience Grasshopper.
8. Don't start any forest fires that you can't put out.
9. This is my last blog. Good bye. Signing off and closing down.
RB